Yawn... so I played some more Ruby.

So, onwards with the story of Nuzlockedom!

Bonsai, being the brave hero he is, proceded to use K.F.C to slap more pokémon until K.F.C grew to level 10, and then in a battle of ... I want to say daring, but it was easy, but whatever.... somethingness, Bonsai thrased May utterly, and took money for the privilege. Bonsai was liking this new career, beating women for money... he'd need a new hat though, and perhaps a cane.

Anyway, the time came to advance to the next route and battle some trainers, equipped freshly with 5 balls and running shoes, complementary of May and his Mum respectively, he journeyed on. Not 2 minutes into the new area, he found a female Zigzagoon, and within the rules of Nuzlocke, she was caught and given the nickname "Fetcher" on account of how Zigzagoons pick up items for you.

Fetcher soon found a place in Bonsai's heart, after getting a critical in EVERY trainer battle, and defeating a zigzagoon of 3 levels below with a one shot critical headbutt. Fetcher eventually reached level 10, so Bonsai decided that using K.F.C would be a good idea, trying to get it to level.

As we leave our budding hero, Bonsai had just entered... the forest thing after Petalburg town to get closer to procuring his first gym badge, then suddenly, a Shroomish appeared. As the rules stated, it must be caught, and with such enthusiasm Bonsai proceded to do so, and thus "Shroomer" was caught and christened.

Also, as a surprise update as I went to get the screenshot of Shroomers status for the blog, Fetcher found me a rare candy. I love him. <3

That's all for tonight folks, 3 updates in a day, jeez. Sorry about the low quality/effort that went into this update, I'm sooooo tired. I'm off to read some Halo: Fall of Reach, darn good book if you're into game universes.

So the Nuzlocke begins...

Basically, a Nuzlocke run is a game of Pokémon with special rules, designed to make it harder and add roleplaying to the game.

The rules are as follows:
1) If a Pokémon faints, thou shalt release it.
2) The first Pokémon seen in an area, thou shalt catch it, and none other.
3) If all your Pokémon faint, thou shalt restart the game.

A couple of things I'm not sure about, such as to the rule on not carrying pokéballs unless I want a new pokémon, but I suspect cunning bypasses would be frowned upon.

So, to start off the badly told adventure, here goes.
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Bonsai was a young child, with dreams beyond his years. See, he wanted to ... (8) become the very best, like no-one ever was... (8). He wanted the fortune and fame and boobage that came with being the pokémon champion, but as of yet at his young age of ten, he was seriously lacking in advancement upon this goal...

This is the tale... of Bonsai... in very weird steps that are half story, and half me typing crap

So, due to the events that anybody who has played Pokémon Ruby can remember, Bonsai came to acquire a Torchic. Lovingly (sortof) Bonsai named it K.F.C, as it was both hot, and chicken, just like a Torchick, and as such ventured of into the world to make his small animal beat other small animals into unconciousness... just like most other 10 year olds.

On a sidenote: Bonsai almost gets set up with May due to her mother. Sending him off alone to her daughters room? If only I knew parents like that.

So, here I go.

The first post, always a crucial one in a blog on the sewer that is the internet, especially as I'm going to be posting spontaneously, so you could be waiting awhile for another one.

This is the part of the internet I've decided to designate for putting down my thoughts and ideas into, for lack of a better expressions, a public storage space. So you lot get to see what I'm thinking and whatnot, I'm scared for you, truely.

I'm a student, I'm 17, I'm studying Physics, Maths, Psychology and Philosophy and plan on one day, taking over the world or creating Skynet or doing something slightly interesting. That's all you really need to know.

Planned updates include my idea of replacing parachutes with magnets, creating a fireball device for wrists, taking over the world, inviting people to join my new political party and posting about my Nuzlocke playthrough of Pokémon Ruby.

The image resembles a possible representation of me in the future. =]